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/ We have some absolutely irrefutable \
| statistics to show exactly why you are |
| so tired. |
| |
| There are not as many people actually |
| working as you may have thought. |
| |
| The population of this country is 200 |
| million. 84 million are over 60 years |
| of age, which leaves 116 million to do |
| the work. People under 20 years of age |
| total 75 million, which leaves 41 |
| million to do the work. |
| |
| There are 22 million who are employed |
| by the government, which leaves 19 |
| million to do the work. Four million |
| are in the Armed Services, which leaves |
| 15 million to do the work. Deduct |
| 14,800,000, the number in the state and |
| city offices, leaving 200,000 to do the |
| work. There are 188,000 in hospitals, |
| insane asylums, etc., so that leaves |
| 12,000 to do the work. |
| |
| Now it may interest you to know that |
| there are 11,998 people in jail, so |
| that leaves just 2 people to carry the |
| load. That is you and me, and brother, |
| I'm getting tired of doing everything |
\ myself! /
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